Fashion HAUL

Jacob! Aldo! Lancome!

Boys won't care for this post. Then again, either will girls with traditional taste. I'm excited though.  I know from my fabulous bloggers out there that coloured denim is totally hot .... well, if you are into that thing then Jacob is the place for you. They have skinny jeans in all the hot colours for $29.99. I know because I bought a zillion pairs. I also went deep diving in the bargain rack and found all the sleeveless tops I needed for 40% off. Granted if you want neon yellow be prepared to pay full price. I'll wait. As far as I can tell the fashion of the moment is totally the skinny jean. I've resisted it. It's not the best look but I'm doing it this spring. I also said I'd never wear a flat .... I own a pair with skulls on them now (even though my friend calls them my Hugh Hefner slippers). I follow trends and probably should be shot.

So I realized my CFM boots wouldn't look proper in spring. What is a girl to do? Pumps! Do you get Lou Lou Magazine? If not, go buy one! Aldo has 20% off with the Lou Lou coupon and tres sexy pumps! They aren't even (that) uncomfortable. You can roll up you skinnies and have cute new capris for summer. Ps. I totally lied - I wore the pumps today. I want to die. Will I wear them again, HELL YA! They look cute and I need a refresher to my wardrobe. I can't wait for sandal weather though! Bring it on!

Lastly Lancome .... Ya, MAC is cool but Lancome has way better stuff ... especially in your thirties. The cream is worth buying anything. The mascara is the best on the market. I can even find my lovely skin tone (orange) in their line. Check it out. It costs more but the benefits are totally worth it. Talk to me after my botox appointment .. kidding ... well, if I could afford it I totally would ... so nevermind.

One of my five 29.99 dollar jeans .... as young looking as I could without being overboard. 

Wooh Hoo Old lady Polyester tops are in style and on sale. Long tops for those skinny pants ....Leggings are still not pants people. Cover thy private areas. In my view you must be covered even in a skinny jean - that's just me though. 

Loved these Aldo shoes until I spent a day in them. I also bought a pair in black. I will wear them ... I will ... until beautiful sandal weather. Please bring that weather on asap. I'm dying! 

Pretty but Painful 

Owwwww - 80 dollars and ow? How can this be? I even bought the insoles?

Almost bought the entire colour spectrum but they didn't have my size. 

It looks like an old man coat but just wait ... it's short ... it's cute ... 

Lancome Bonus - You choose your blush, your lipstick, your eye shadow and cream. It's the best stuff out there! Way better than any MAC product or Clinique. I say so! 

Now I can't lie I follow many blogs. Here are a few that I absolutely love and keep me as current as an old broad like me can be. If you don't trust me then you can trust them for sure!
The Londoner
Luxury Marionette
Buy Now Blog Later
Glam Life Guru
Duckling to Swan 
HRH Collection

Old Broad giving fashion advice? Give her a break. She must be a lunatic. 

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